COOMERNNN 2026@CoomerPF_
THE OFFICIAL MASCOT OF
NO NUT
NOVEMBER
He has seen things. He has hoarded jugs. Now Coomer stands as a warning and a guide for the 30 days ahead.
STAY STRONG ✦ PUT DOWN THE JUG ✦ COOMER BELIEVES IN YOU ✦ 30 DAYS ✦ ZERO NUTS ✦ STAY STRONG ✦ PUT DOWN THE JUG ✦ COOMER BELIEVES IN YOU ✦ 30 DAYS ✦ ZERO NUTS ✦ STAY STRONG ✦ PUT DOWN THE JUG ✦ COOMER BELIEVES IN YOU ✦ 30 DAYS ✦ ZERO NUTS ✦ STAY STRONG ✦ PUT DOWN THE JUG ✦ COOMER BELIEVES IN YOU ✦ 30 DAYS ✦ ZERO NUTS ✦ STAY STRONG ✦ PUT DOWN THE JUG ✦ COOMER BELIEVES IN YOU ✦ 30 DAYS ✦ ZERO NUTS ✦ STAY STRONG ✦ PUT DOWN THE JUG ✦ COOMER BELIEVES IN YOU ✦ 30 DAYS ✦ ZERO NUTS ✦
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COOMER'S STREAK TRACKER
Tap a day once you've survived it. Saved on this device.
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THE COOMER CODE
01
Hydrate
Drink milk. Do not collect milk. There is a difference.
02
Touch grass
Coomer has never seen grass. Be better than Coomer.
03
Lift things
Jugs are acceptable as weights. Only as weights.
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Log off
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